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TODAY'S LIBERAL DEMOCRATS -




MODERN DEMOCRATS -




...ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR... - sounds like creationism in the Declaration, isn't that a religious belief?




PROOF OF EVOTUTION -




LIBERALS ARE HIGHLY EVOLVED MONKEYS - Without Souls. Liberals are Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys. Liberalism: A Highly Communicable Disease Spread by Genetically Inferior, Idiot Humans.




Evolution -




"I believe marriage is a sacred bound...between a man and a woman" -




The Implosion of Conservatism -


TAGS: conservatism devolves into rightwing ideology
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 5:06 pm
We're getting there. After World War Two, Germany wasn't rebuilt in a day after they overthrew eight years of rule by a divisive, fascist, dictator and his propaganda ministry. Neither will America after America overthrew our fascist dictator
BurningSlanders - May 14, 2017, 5:01 pm
Has the Republican-controlled government made America great again yet? Or should I take a raincheck until the midterms?
Cyberhagen - April 15, 2017, 12:34 pm
Mostly just the idiotic ones the left comes up with, like 37 genders, all cops are racist, you can appease terrorists, and people are helpless w/o the government. They miss a few good ones too, though.


Republicanism Is Fascism -


TAGS: fascism in devolved republican state
Rating: 5/5

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BurningSlanders - April 12, 2017, 11:09 pm
Wrong. Next contestant.
ScatXXVII - April 12, 2017, 7:57 pm
Psssst... hey history major! You DO know that both Hitler and Mussolini were SOCIALIST, as in "I am Bernie Sanders! Proud SOCIALIST!" Yeah... weed is a wonderful drug, right, braaaahhh? Chaaaa? Duuuude? Braaaahh?"


Bison skulls -


TAGS: humans we have evolved
Rating: 4.61/5

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guest818 - June 7, 2015, 5:45 am
holy s**t


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